Okay, so every woman of American decent ( bc I don’t have a clue what they do on the other side of the world) has at some point in time heard about the list. All of us have at some point in time made the list, and Have at least once shared a few points on it with your girlfriends. We’ve watched TV shows about the list, often times warning us that the things on it will undoubtedly leave us destitute with cats, never married and having had no children. And yet many of us swear by it. Setting our potential mates on a slippery slope and our relationships at “future failure” status if this person doesn’t meet the requirements in our head.
By now I’m sure you’ve figured out that I’m talking about the proverbial LIST of things you require in a mate.
My first interaction about the list came from watching Kameelah from the Real world in the 90’s talk about the 200 things a man must have in order to be the one. At the time I was a teenager. so you know I went into my little pink Diary and made my first list. Its was pretty short at first.
Must be black Must not pick on me
must be nice must be a good kisser
must be tall can’t be no punk
must be smart plays a sport/has a talent
Gradually, my 13-year-old self began to revise the list with life experience. As I went to college, I discovered that other women in my cohort also had lists much more ridiculous than mine. but I learned from my socialization that perhaps I should want more out a man besides being a good kisser. So I added a few more.
Must be bigger than me (no skinny guys) must have a job
must have a car must have goals
must have a college degree/working towards it sharp dresser
can’t be a cheater nice sized penis
good sense of humor no felons no kids
not previously married
and over the years I unfortunately had to add a few more based on experience
must not hit must not disrespect me
must not lie must not abandon me
By the time I had hit 25, I could see how the young lady ended up with 200 or more!! I found myself sizing up each guy to my list. Funny thing though, I knew my list was ridiculous so instead of holding them accountable to the list I often found myself making exceptions for THAT guy
Dont judge me for these real stories
“its ok that he has 6 kids spread out across America, and he’s not paying child support. Their mommas don’t understand his situation. He’s a good man and they just want to punish him. Our child will be loved differently because I am better than these other women in his past”
“Its ok, that he’s a felon with no job, and still smokes pot. Black men aren’t given fair treatment when they get back into society. Its my job as a black woman to help build this man into greatness”
“Its ok that he’s emotionally unavailable at times. He’s a great provider, he buys me nice things and takes me on trips, he likes to dress me up and take me to social events because he’s proud of me. Never mind that im not allowed over his house, he speaks mean things to me when he’s frustrated, he’s never expressed pride in my accomplishments,and he doesn’t make our relationship a priority. HE LOVES GOD! ”
It literally took me till I was 30 to realize that the men weren’t the problem. I was! or mainly my list.
You see, what you think will inevitably become manifested. So if your list is wrong the men you meet will be wrong because you’ve set up in your head a set of standards that are going to leave you unfulfilled in that relationship. Also, I had to learn that my priorities when it comes to relationships was going in the wrong direction.
For me MY FAITH was what had to become the center of everything. My relationship with God has refocused my desire for partnership in a new direction. Thus, that interior (an often on paper) list of things I require Has shortened and changed. What once included things like “must be able to change a tire” has turned into deeper, more meaningful requirements that i feel a woman of God should expect.
in addition to that, I really needed to be honest with myself. Who the hell am I to have a list of things that most people don’t do consistently without questioning if I could make the grade on that mans list of things as well. It really got me to thinking that perhaps all of us, men and women, could rethink the list. I mean sure, we all say we want blow your mind sex… but for those of us who have been sexually active in the past you know that the Blow-your-mind out of this world make a sandwich and do it all over again three times in one night and all day Saturday sex WILL NOT happen each time. we need to think about whats realistic to who we really are, and expect God to do the rest
So here’s my new list. Mind you there’s still a lot of the old me running around in my head, so sometimes i fall back into old patterns. But this right here really makes me put things into perspective.
Amber’s New List ( more like a series of questions)
1. Does this person have a belief system similar to yours and if so, do they practice it? If they don’t what are their views on faith? Can they accept that a relationship with you would require more than visits to church on Easter Sunday and Christmas?
2. Is this person mature enough to be honest with you when they don’t agree AND try hard to speak to you in a way that is respectful of your feelings?
3. Can this man be accountable? not just at work or with his mother. But with his GOD. Can he look at God and acknowledge his faults, bad decisions and poor choices and still keep it moving? Does his accountability translate to you? can he admit to you that he’s wrong and apologize? Can he show you his not so perfect side and still feel like a man?
4. If this person never changed from today could you live with it?
5. When your momma dies, is this person capable of consoling you without making it worse? Can they carry the load of your grief without turning on you or resenting you because they are temporarily not the priority?
6. Is humility to the Creator something you can see in their everyday life?
7.Is this man open to love? Can he accept love from God, can he Give love to the people around him in a balanced way? Can he tell you he loves you and not freak out? And if he never said the words again would you know it through his actions?
8. Is this man honest about, and can he see the beauty in his flaws? Can you deal with them? Can he deal with yours?
9. Does this man respect your talents as an individual? does he see them as an asset to your life together or as something that competes with is own success.
10. Where does intimacy ( physical and emotional) intimacy fall in his priority list? Can you share without judgement?
11. How does this person interact with your child? your family? is there an attempt to relationship build with the people in your life?
12. Does he understand the concept of loyalty? Is he loyal to you?
There! I feel like this list is more of a check off for me that im getting what I need without rigid boundaries. It allows for growth from myself and the other party without leaving so much room that i can see myself compromising because the man has cute dimples.
If i may encourage you to do one thing, that would be to go through each one of those things on your list and ask yourself WHY? why do I want this? What has happened in my past life and upbringing that’s made me want this thing? Is this thing something I am actually ready to handle? and Lastly, would I be willing to give what I am asking for?
I wish I could interview Kameelah at this point in her life and ask her if she managed to find one person that met the 200 things on her list. Good luck and happy Love hunting.